Trump Promises Supporters ‘America Will Go Out On Top’ When World Ends Next Year

Trump Promises Supporters ‘America Will Go Out On Top’ When World Ends Next Year WASHINGTON, DC—President Donald J. Trump has betrothed supporters that “America will go out on top” when the universe ends next year, after strictly withdrawing the country from the Paris Climate Change Accord. “The finish line is …

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Americans Ridicule Canada For Celebrating Independence Day 3 Days Early

Americans Ridicule Canada For Celebrating Independence Day 3 Days Early The annual Jul 1st jubilee of Canada Day, has caused widespread difficulty south of the limit with many Americans doubt because Canadians are celebrating Independence Day 3 days early. http://www.burrardstreetjournal.com/wp-admin/admin.php?page=essb_options As Canucks opposite the universe distinguished the 150th birthday of …

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Donald Trump Labels Alt-Right Pointless: ‘I Just Right Click’

Donald Trump Labels Alt-Right Pointless ‘I Just Right Click’ | Donald Trump alt-right comments WASHINGTON, DC—American President Donald Trump has expelled his fourth central matter on the rarely controversial alt-right labelling the organisation “totally pointless” in a new talk with the National Enquirer. “I just wanted to make certain we …

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North Korea Announces ‘Sun Blocking Test’ Success

North Korea object restraint test success PYONGYANG—North Korea says it has successfully tested the world’s first “sun restraint technology”, which they explain plunged the United States into dark on Monday morning. A state radio proclamation pronounced the moon’s proxy restraint of the object from America, showcases the “groundbreaking technological abilities” …

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Fox News Quietly Files Injunction Against Facebook Fake News Ban

Fox News Quietly Files Injunction Against Facebook Fake News Ban NEW YORK, NY—One of America’s largest news organizations, FOX News, has this morning sensitively filed an explain against Facebook, claiming they are being “unfairly” labelled as feign news. The rarely reputable media opening done the pierce 6 months after Facebook …

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Trump Demands Canadian Border Wall After Learning Mexico Not Only Country Adjacent To U.S.

Trump Demands Canadian Border Wall After Learning Mexico Not Only Country Adjacent To U.S. Subscribe to the BSJ Subscribe to the Burrard Street Journal for the latest breaking news. Cheers for subscribing Error: Message us on FB for more We honour your remoteness and take safeguarding it seriously x WASHINGTON, …

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