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Bill O’Reilly Claims Women He Sexually Harassed ‘Not Entirely’ To Blame For Firing

Bill O’Reilly Claims Women He Sexually Harassed Are ‘Not Entirely’ To Blame For Firing | Bill O’Reilly women not responsible NEW YORK, NY—Maintaining there were many other contributing factors to his downfall, Bill O’Reilly claims the five women to report his passionate nuisance are “not wholly responsible” for Fox News …

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Trump ‘Thankful’ For Russia’s Support In Inevitable War With Canada

Trump ‘Thankful’ For Russia’s Support In Inevitable War With Canada | Trump Russia Canada WASHINGTON, DC—American President Donald Trump has voiced his surpassing thankfulness to Russia, thanking his “fantastic friend” Vladimir Putin for his support in the United States’ unavoidable fight with Canada. Facing the rage of Canada’s scandalous dairy …

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Canada Claims Old Friend America Has Changed Since It Started Hanging Out With That Trump Guy

Canada Claims Old Friend America Has Changed Since It Started Hanging Out With That Trump Guy REALIZING it may have presumably taken it’s comparatively easy-going attribute with the USA for granted, Canada says its “old friend” has “totally changed” given it started unresolved out with “that Trump guy”. In an …

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Trump Proposes Washington DC Be Renamed To A ‘More Current’ President

Trump wants Washington DC Renamed After More Current President | Source: CNN/Youtube WASHINGTON, DC—Citing “modernizing America” as the cornerstone of his time in bureau so far, Donald J. Trump currently announced his faith that Washington DC should be renamed to a “more current” President. Originally named after the United States’ first …

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Trump Promises Supporters ‘America Will Go Out On Top’ When World Ends Next Year

Trump Promises Supporters ‘America Will Go Out On Top’ When World Ends Next Year WASHINGTON, DC—President Donald J. Trump has betrothed supporters that “America will go out on top” when the universe ends next year, after strictly withdrawing the country from the Paris Climate Change Accord. “The finish line is …

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Americans Ridicule Canada For Celebrating Independence Day 3 Days Early

Americans Ridicule Canada For Celebrating Independence Day 3 Days Early The annual Jul 1st jubilee of Canada Day, has caused widespread difficulty south of the limit with many Americans doubt because Canadians are celebrating Independence Day 3 days early. http://www.burrardstreetjournal.com/wp-admin/admin.php?page=essb_options As Canucks opposite the universe distinguished the 150th birthday of …

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